Terms of Use

TERMS OF USE 

Last Updated: August 17, 2026 

These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your use of the Love Me Please Me website and purchases from us. By using the site or placing an order, you agree to these Terms and our Privacy Policy. 

Love Me Please Me is operated by LMPM Direct Solutions, LLC. We ship only within the United States. 

ELIGIBILITY 

You must be at least 18 years of age. See our Age Eligibility Policy. 

ACCOUNT 

If you create an account, you are responsible for accurate information, keeping your login confidential, and activity under your account. We may suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms. 

PRODUCTS AND DESCRIPTIONS 

We sell adult novelty and sexual wellness products. Descriptions and images are for information. Colors, materials, and details may vary slightly. We may limit quantities, discontinue products, correct errors, or refuse any order. 

Products are for adult recreational use only. They are not medical devices and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. See our Product Safety, Warranty, Liability and Proposition 65 Policy. 

ORDERS AND PAYMENT 

All orders are subject to acceptance and availability. Prices are in U.S. dollars and may change. Payment is processed by third-party providers. We do not store full credit-card numbers. 

SHIPPING 

We ship only within the United States. Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days after payment confirmation. Packages are sent in plain, unmarked packaging. Billing descriptors are discreet. You are responsible for a complete, accurate shipping address. Full details are in our Shipping Policy. 

RETURNS 

Intimate products are non-returnable once shipped, except for a confirmed manufacturing defect, shipping damage, or wrong item sent. Change-of-mind returns are not accepted. Full details are in our Returns, Refunds and Exchanges Policy. 

IMAGES AND CONTENT 

We do not photograph real models. Images we create are AI-generated depictions of fictional adults. Manufacturer product and packaging images belong to those brands. See our 2257 Record-Keeping and Adult Content Statement and our Intellectual Property and DMCA Policy. 

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY 

Site content we own is protected by law. You may not copy or commercially use it without permission. Brand names and manufacturer photos belong to their owners. 

PROHIBITED USES 

You may not use the site unlawfully, attempt unauthorized access, disrupt the site, or transmit harmful code. 

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES 

THE WEBSITE AND PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE.” TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. 

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY 

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, LMPM DIRECT SOLUTIONS, LLC AND ITS AFFILIATES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT YOU PAID FOR THE PRODUCT(S) GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM. Nothing here limits rights that cannot be waived under California law. 

INDEMNIFICATION 

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless LMPM Direct Solutions, LLC from claims arising out of your use of the site, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of another person’s rights. 

GOVERNING LAW 

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of California. Disputes shall be brought in California courts. 

CHANGES 

We may update these Terms. Continued use after posting constitutes acceptance. 

CONTACT 

support@lovemepleaseme.com